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Abolition of Passions

We Serbs, praise be to the merciful Lord, have settled all of our affairs, and now we can, just like that, in leisure, yawn to our hearts’ content. We can doze, lounge about and sleep, and once we are bored even of that, we can, just for a lark, drop by to see what’s going on in other unfortunate countries. They say – deliver us, God, from all misery and temptation, and keep them away from us! – that there are countries where people still bicker and quarrel about some rights, about some freedom and personal safety. It makes one’s hair stand on end to think about such poor folk that still haven’t dealt with their internal affairs, while we already had the time to set China and Japan in order. Each day we go further and further from our country, and if it goes on like this, our journalists will start bringing reports from Mars, Mercury, or, at the very least, from the Moon.

I am also a member of this fortunate nation, so, in order to go with the fad, I wish to tell you about what happened in a far, very far away non-European land, a long, very long time ago.

It is not known exactly where this country was, what was the name of its people, but in all likelihood, it was not in Europe, and the name of the people could have been anything whatsoever, just not Serbs. All earlier historians agree upon this, and modern ones will maybe claim the opposite. Anyway, that is not really our job, so I will leave it at that, even if I have to run afoul to the custom that one must speak even about the things one does not understand, and do the job for which one is not suited.

It is known for certain that these people were very corrupt and wicked, hearts packed with vices and filthy passions, so I will entertain you with all that in this little story.

Of course, my dear readers, you cannot even believe at first that such corrupt people could ever have existed, but you must know that I wrote all this based on ancient manuscripts which I have on me.

Here are, accurately translated, a couple of tip-offs sent to different ministers:

Today, after ploughing, husbandman N. N. from Kar dropped by the tavern, where he drank coffee and passionately read the newspaper which attack incumbent ministers…

Teacher T. from Borak, the moment he leaves school, gathers the peasants around him and tries to persuade them to form a singing band. Other than that, this teacher plays tip-cat[1] with apprentices and tossing buttons with his students, which makes him very harmful and dangerous. He had read books to some peasants and offered them to buy the books. This evil can no longer be tolerated, as he debauches the whole county and incites peaceful and honest citizens to ask for freedom; while in fact it is only he himself who keeps saying that freedom is sweeter than anything else. He is a passionate smoker, and spits while he smokes.

After church service, priest Đ. from Sor went to a political rally in the nearby town.

There, you see, what disgrace occurred in the world!

Look here:

Judge S. cast his vote today in the municipal elections. This disgraceful judge is subscribed to an opposition newspaper, which he reads passionately. He dared telling the court that a peasant who had been accused of slander and defiance to the government was not guilty for saying in front of witnesses that he will not buy anything from magistrate[2] Gabor’s shop. Apart from that, the same judge always looks pensive, which clearly proves that his mind is packed with vices, and must be plotting some major conspiracy against the current regime. He must be accused of lèse-majesté, because he couldn’t possibly be a friend of the dynasty, since he drinks coffee in Mor’s tavern, and Mor’s grandfather was a good friend with Leon’s blood brother[3], who incited that turmoil in Yamb against the aide-the-camp on the court of current ruler’s grandfather!

There were even worse people in this misfortunate land. Have a look at these reports:

Barrister from Tul represented some poor soul whose father had been murdered last year. That barrister passionately drinks beer and goes hunting, and, worst of all, he founded some society for helping poor people in our district. This impertinent degenerate, who says that government spies are the worst of men!

Professor T. was running around town with all sorts of kids stealing pears from the grocer, and yesterday he shot at pigeons with a slingshot and broke a window on a public building. This could still be forgiven to him, but he also attends political rallies, votes in elections, speaks with citizens, reads the newspaper, discusses the state loan, and what other disgrace does he not do to the detriment of education!

Peasants from Var started building a new school, and, it would seem, this vice will infect the whole county. This nasty trend which is detrimental for the country must be suppressed as soon as possible!

Craftsmen from Var have established a reading room and gather therein every night. This passion has become very deeply rooted, especially among younger folk, and the older ones are considering to establish also, besides a reading room, a retirement fund for craftsmen! This cannot be tolerated in our district, as it leads astray all the decent people who do not bad-mouth ministers!… One craftsman is even advocating for division of labour!… Horrendous passions!…

Peasants from Pado are demanding municipal self-government!

Citizens of Troy want free elections.

Multiple local clerks perform their work conscientiously, and besides that one of them plays a flute and knows how to read sheet music!

Scribe Miron passionately dances at parties and eats salted nuts with his beer. He must be sacked so that he could be cured of these passions.

Teacher Hela buys flowers each morning and scandalises the neighbourhood. She can no longer be tolerated, because she will spoil our youth.

Who could enumerate all the disgusting passions of these poor people? Suffice to say that there were only ten decent and honest people in the whole land, and the remainder, both male and female, both old and young, corrupt, as they say, to the marrow.

What do you think, how could these ten good and decent people feel in this rotten land?… Difficult, very difficult, especially because they were forced to watch their own country, which they loved so dearly, go to ruin. Worries kept them up on days and nights on end: how can they rectify their sinful compatriots, how to save the country from demise?

Filled with ardent patriotism, virtues and nobility, they were ready to suffer all and any sacrifice for the fortune of their homeland. So, one day they clenched their heroic hearts, bowed their heads before the will of the bitter Fate which imposed such a heavy burden on them, and became ministers, to undertake the noble task of cleansing the country of sins and passions.

All of them were learned men, but still, it was not easy to accomplish such a difficult undertaking.

In the end, the dumbest (which among those people meant wittiest) of them, came to the idea to convene the National Assembly, but to have foreigners make decisions in it. Everybody accepted this wonderful idea, so they rented, at state cost, two hundred people, and they rounded up the same number of foreigners who happened to be in that country by accident, on business. They pleaded and protested, but might makes right!

Thus, they gathered four hundred foreigners to be members of parliament and solve various issues for the fortune of the country, and to express people’s wishes.

Once they have finished this and found a sufficient number of people whom they appointed as members of parliament, they called an election for parliament immediately afterwards. Don’t be amazed at it, since such was the custom of that country.

Parliamentary sessions started. – Decisions, speeches, debates… it is not easy to complete such an important undertaking. Everything went smooth and quickly, but the moment it came to passions, difficulties arose immediately. Right up until someone came up with a suggestion to make a decision to abolish all passions in the country.

– Long live the speaker! Long live! – joyous shouts from all present echoed throughout the hall of parliament.

Everybody accepted the proposal with elation, and the decision was made:

People’s Assembly, seeing as passions hinder popular progress, finds itself prompted to introduce also the following point in the new law, which will read:

„Starting today passions are to cease, and are abolished as perilous for the people and for the country.“

Only five minutes had passed since the law on abolition of passions was enacted, and only the parliamentarians had known about it, but lo and behold what occurred among the people in all counties equally.

Suffice just to relate just a translated segment of one person’s diary.

Here is the diary verbatim:

…I used to be a passionate smoker. The moment I opened my eyes, I would reach for a cigarette immediately. One day I woke up, took the snuff box and (as usual) rolled a cigarette. I felt somewhat uneasy (that was the moment when the MP was putting forward the motion), until I suddenly felt my hand shaking all by itself, and the cigarette dropped to the floor; I glanced at it, and spat with repulsion… “I will never smoke again” – I thought to myself, and tobacco looked so disgusting to me, I could not even look at it. I was astonished what happened and I went out into the yard. And there was a sight to behold! There stood my neighbour, an old drunkard who could not keep away from wine even for one instant, standing there sober, with a blank stare, scratching his head.

– Here’s the wine – said the servant and passed him the bottle, as usual.

My neighbour grabbed the bottle and smashed it into the ground, breaking it into a hundred pieces.

– Bah, nasty thing! – shouted he in disgust, looking at the spilled wine.

He stood for a long while in silence, and then asked for slatko[4] and water.

Servants brought it, he took a spoonful, and went to work.

His wife cried tears of joy seeing her husband’s sudden change for the better.

Another one of my neighbours who passionately read newspapers was sitting by the open window, and he also seemed somewhat transformed, with a strange look on his face.

– Did your newspaper arrive? – I asked him.

– I’d never look at a newspaper again, I’m so disgusted by them! I was just thinking to myself to take up archaeology or Greek grammar!… – he replied, so I passed him by and went into the streets.

The entire town was transformed. One passionate politician had set off to a political rally. He was walking down the street and then all of a sudden, he turned round and ran back, as if he were being chased.

I was surprised at his change, so I asked him what made him go back so abruptly.

– I was heading for a rally, and all of a sudden it came to my mind that it would be better to return home and order a book on agriculture or cottage industry, read it and develop my skills. What is there for me at a rally? – he said, and ran home to study crop farming.

I could not stop wandering to all these strange and sudden occurrences, so I went back home and started browsing through a book on psychology. I wanted to read the part about passions.

I reached the page titled “Passions”. Only the headline could still be seen, and the remainder had paled away, as if nothing had ever been written there!…

– Oh, what is all this, in the name of God?!

Not a single person that was wicked or passionate about anything could be found anywhere about town, even the livestock had become smarter!

Only tomorrow did we read in the newspaper about the act of Parliament on the abolition of all passions.

– A-ha, that’s what it was! – everyone shouted. – We were all wandering what had happened to us, and, there you see, Parliament abolished passions!

This diary is sufficient to show what had happened among the people at the time when Parliament was enacting the law on abolition of passions.

Later it had become known to one and all, so there was no more amazement, and when it came to passions, teachers taught their students like this:

Once upon a time, passions also inhabited human souls, and that was one of the most intricate and most difficult aspects of psychology; but, by an act of Parliament, passions have been abolished, and thus they became absent from psychology, as they are from human souls. Passions were abolished on such-and-such date, such-and-such year.

– Thank God we don’t have to learn these! – students whispered, happy with this act of Parliament, because for the next lesson they only needed to learn:

On such-and-such date, such-and-such year, an act of parliament abolished all passions, thus they no longer exist among the people!…

Once a student recites this unerringly, he gets a top mark.

There you go, thus were these folk abruptly saved from passions. They changed for the better, and, some legends say, it was these people that became angels!…


In Belgrade, 1898.
For the “Radoje Domanović” Project translated by Vladimir Živanović, proofread by Adam Levon Brown.


Remark: In the last decades of the XIX century, Serbia was in political turmoil. After the abdication of king Milan Obrenović in 1889 and fall of the Radical Party-led government in 1892, the reactionary Liberal Party came into power again, cancelling the otherwise few steps towards democratisation that were taken by the previous government, which eventually lead to Goračići uprising in 1893. Due to the uprising, sixteen-year-old prince Alexander proclaimed himself to be of age, abolishing the Regency and taking authority into his own hands. This was followed by a new, “neutral” government, whose main purpose was “to appease passions”. Appeasing of passions has become a motto of the reactionary forces, and it was invoked regularly while in the background regime persecuted opposition politicians, shut down opposition-leaning newspapers and disbanded political parties.

At the time when this short story was written, another “neutral” government by Vladan Đorđević was propped up by the regime in 1897 with the same goal of “appeasing passions”, and, due to his open allegiance to the People’s Radical Party, Domanović himself was targeted by the government, firstly by transferring him from one city to another, and eventually discharging him from public service in 1898. After his discharge, Domanović moved with his family to Belgrade, quickly becoming one of the leading voices of the opposition in literary circles.



[1] Tip-cat (Serb. клиса/клисе) is a traditional pastime (or folk sport) which consists of tapping a short billet of wood with a larger stick; the shorter piece is tapered or sharpened on both ends so that it can be “tipped up” into the air when struck by the larger, at which point the player attempts to swing or hit it a distance with the larger stick while it is still in the air. There are numerous local variations of the game in Serbia and worldwide.

[2] In XIX century Serbia, a magistrate (Serb. кмет) was usually a rich, reputable villager who was elected or appointed by the government to arbitrate legal disputes among the peasants in the county. Magistrates were abolished in 1934.

[3] Blood brothers (Serb. побратим) here stands for men that are not related by birth, but have sworn loyalty to each other.

[4] Slatko (Serb. слатко) is a thin fruit preserve made of fruit or rose petals. Traditionally, all guests are greeted with a spoonful of slatko and a cup of water as soon as they are seated.

Укидање страсти

Ми смо Срби, хвала милостивом богу, свршили сва своја посла, па сад можемо, ’нако тек у доколици, зевати до миле воље, дремати, лешкарити и спавати, па кад нам се и то досади, можемо, шале ради, навирити, да видимо шта се ради по другим несрећним земљама. Кажу — боже нас спаси сваке беде и напасти и далеко им лепа кућа! — како има земаља где се људи једнако крве и кавже око некаквих права, око некакве слободе и личне безбедности. Кожа се најежи човеку кад помисли на такве несрећнике што још нису расправили своје домаће ствари, а ми стигли чак да уређујемо Кину и Јапан. Сваким даном идемо све даље од своје земље, и ако потраје овако, наши ће новинари почети доносити дописе с Марса, Меркура, или, у крајњем случају, с Месеца.

И ја сам члан овог срећног народа, па, ето, хоћу, не би ли задовољио моду, да вам причам о некој далекој, много далекој ваневропској земљи, и шта је у њој било давно, врло давно.

Не зна се тачно где је била та земља, како се звао народ у њој, али по свој прилици није у Европи, а народ се могао звати ма којим именом, само не Србима. У томе се слажу сви старији историци, а нови ће можда тврдити обратно. Уосталом, то наш посао и није, те ја остављам ту ствар, па ако ћу се и огрешити о обичај да треба говорити и о ономе што не разумемо и радити онај посао за који нисмо.

Зна се поуздамо да је тај народ био веома покварен и неваљао, препун порока и рђавих страсти, те ћу вас тиме и позабавити овом причицом.

Наравно, драги читаоци, ви не можете веровати на први мах да је могло икад постојати тако покварених људи, али знајте да сам ја све ово радио према старим записима, које имам у рукама.

Ево, у тачном преводу, неколико достава разним министрима:

Земљоделац Н. Н., из Кара, данас је после орања свратио у механу, те пио каву и страсно читао новине у којима се напада на данашње министре…

Учитељ Т… из Борка, чим изиђе из школе, скупља око себе сељаке и наговара их да оснују певачку дружину. Сем тога, овај учитељ игра клиса са шегртима, а са својим ученицима дугмића, те је тако врло штетан и опасан. Неким сељацима је читао књиге и нудио им да купују. Ово се зло не може трпети, јер развраћа целу околину и подмеће мирним и поштеним грађанима како траже слободу, а у самој ствари он непрестано говори пако је слобода слађа од свега. Пуши страсно и пљуцка кад пуши.

Свештеник Ђ… из Сора, после службе у храму, ишао је на политички збор у оближњи град.

Ето, видите, какве бруке у свету није бивало!

Пазите даље:

Судија С… данас је гласао за општинску управу. Овај срамни судија прима опозициони лист и страсно га чита. Усудио се да у суду каже како није ништа крив један сељак који је оптужен за увреду и противстајање власти, што је пред сведоцима казао како неће ништа пазарити у дућану кмета Габора. Осем тога, тај исти судија изгледа замишљен, а то је јасан доказ да је пун порока и сигурно смишља какву крупну заверу против данашњег режима. Треба га оптужити за увреду господара, јер он и иначе не може бити пријатељ династије, кад иде на кафу код Мора кафеџије, а Моров деда је био добар познаник са побратимом Леоновим, који покрете онај метеж у Јамбу против доглавника на двору деде данашњег владара!

Имало је још и горих људи у тој несрећној земљи. Читајте само ову доставу:

Адвокат из Тула заступао је неког сиромашка чијег су оца убили лањске године. Тај адвокат страсно пије пиво и иде у лов, а, што је још најгоре, основао је неку дружину за потпомагање сиротиње у нашој околини. Тај дрски изрод, који говори да су државни шпијуни најгори људи!

Професор Т… данас је трчао по граду с разном белосветском дечурлијом и крао од пиљара крушке а јуче је праћком гађао голубове и разбио прозор на једној државној згради. То би му се могло и опростити, али он иде на политичке зборове, гласа на изборима, разговара с грађанима, чита новине, говори о државном зајму, и какве још покоре не чини на штету наставе!

Сељани из Вара почели су правити нову школу и, како изгледа, тим ће се пороком заразити цела околина. Треба што пре сузбити ту гадну струју, штетну за државу!

Занатлије из Вара оснивају читаоницу и скупљају се свако вече у истој. Та страст је ухватила дубок корен, нарочито код млађих, а старији се носе мишљу да се сем читаонице оснује — занатлијски пензиони фонд. Ово се не може трпети у нашем крају, јер служи на саблазан свију поштених људи, који не грде министре! … Један занатлија чак хоће поделу рада! … Грозне страсти! …

Сељаци из Падоа траже општинску самоуправу!

Грађани у Троји хоће слободу избора.

Многи овдашњи чиновници раде савесно свој посао, а један сем тога свира у флауту и зна ноте!

Писар Мирон страсно игра на забавама и једе слано семење уз пиво. Треба га отерати — да би се излечио од тих страсти.

Учитељица Хела купује цвеће сваког јутра, те тако саблажњава околину. Не може се трпети, јер ће нам покварити омладину.

Ко би још могао изређати све гадне страсти тог несрећног народа? Довољно је рећи да бејаше само десет ваљаних и честитих људи у целој земљи, а све остало, и мушко и женско, и старо и младо, покварено, што но веле, из темеља.

Шта мислите, како је могло бити овој десеторици добрих и честитих људи у овој поквареној земљи? … Тешко, врло тешко, а највише због тога што морадоше гледати пропаст своје рођене земље, коју тако жарко љубљаху. Нису спавали ни дневи ни ноћи од бриге: како ће поправити своје грешне суграђане, како ће земљу спасти од пропасти?

Пуни жарког родољубља, пуни врлина и племенитости, бејаху у стању поднети све жртве за срећу отаџбине своје. И једнога дана стегоше јуначко срце, приклонише главу пред вољом горке судбине, која им досуди тежак терет, и постадоше министрима, узевши на себе племенити задатак да земљу очисте од греха и страсти.

Учени су људи, али, тек, није било лако извести тако тешко предузеће.

Најзад, једном, што бејаше најглупљи (то је у том народу значило најдуховитији), кресну кроз главу мисао да треба позвати Народну скупштину, али да у њој решавају странци. Прихватише сви ту дивну идеју и узеше о државном трошку, под најам, две стотине људи, а толико похваташе неких странаца који су се случајно затекли у тој земљи због трговине. Бранили се ови, отимали, али сила бога не моли!

Тако се слеже четири стотине странаца да буду посланици и да решавају разне ствари за срећу земље, да буду израз народних жеља.

Кад тако свршише посао и нађоше довољан број људи које наименоваше за народне представнике, одмах после расписаше и изборе народних посланика. Немојте се томе чудити, јер је такав обичај владао у тој земљи.

Отпочну скупштинске седнице. — Решава се, говори се, дебатује се… Није лако свршити тако важан посао. Све је било лако и иде брзо, али чим се дође на страсти, одмах се наиђе на тешкоће. Док се неко не нађе, те предложи да се донесе решење, којим се укидају све страсти у земљи.

— Живео говорник, живео! — проломи се у скупштинској дворани радосни усклик из свију грла.

Сви прихватише одушевљено предлог и донесе се одлука:

Народно представништво, увиђајући да страсти сметају напретку народном, налази се побуђено да донесе још и ову тачку у новом закону, која ће гласити:

„Од данас страсти престају и укидају се као штетне по народ и земљу.“

Није прошло ни пет минута откако је закон о укидању страсти потписан, и за њега знађаху само посланици, а да видите што се дешавало по народу, у свим крајевима без разлике.

Довољно је да вам наведем само у преводу једно место из нечијег записника.

Ево од речи до речи тог записника:

…Пушио сам страсно. Чим се пробудим, одмах за цигару. Једног дана се пробудим и узмем кутију с дуваном, те завијем (по обичају) цигару. Некако ми непријатно (тада је баш онај посланик предлагао), док одједном осетих како ми рука сама задрхта, а цигара паде; погледам је, па са одвратношћу пљунем… „Више нећу пушити“ — помислим, а дуван ми се учини гадан, па не могу да га гледам очима. Чудим се шта то би одједном и изађем у двориште. Кад тамо, имам тек шта видети! Пред вратима мој сусед, једна древна пијаница, који није могао без вина ни часа; стоји човек трезан, а гледа преда се и чешка се по глави.

— Ево вино, донех — рече му момак и пружи боцу, као и обично.

Мој сусед дохвати боцу, па је треснуо о земљу и она прште на сто комада.

— Ух, гадне ствари! — викну он с гнушањем, гледећи просуто вино.

Ћути затим дуго, па заиска слатко и воду.

Донеше му, те се послужи, па оде на посао.

Његова се жена заплака од радости кад виде како јој се муж нагло поправи.

Један, опет, мој други сусед, што страсно читаше новине, седи крај отворена прозора, па и он нешто преображен и чудно изгледа.

— Јесте ли добили новине? — питам га ја.

— Не бих погледао више новине, тако ми нешто одвратне! Сад баш мислим да узмем читати археологију или грчку граматику! … — одговори овај, и ја прођох, те изиђем на улицу.

Читава се варош преобразила. Један страстан политичар бејаше пошао на политички збор. Иде човек улицом, па се тек одједном окрете и потрча натраг, као да га ко јури.

Зачудих се шта му би, те га упитам што се тако нагло врати?

— Пођох на збор, па ми тек одједном паде на ум да је боље ићи кући, те поручити какву књигу из пољопривреде и домаће индустрије, па читати и усавршавати се у раду. Шта ћу на збору? — вели овај, па отрча кући, да изучава ратарство.

Нисам се могао начудити чуду шта се почини одједном, па се вратим кући, те узмем претурати психологију. Хтео сам да прочитам место о страстима.

Наиђем на лист где пише „Страсти“. Остао само наслов, а оно све друго побелело, па као да никад ништа није ни писано! …

— О, шта је сад ово, за име бога?!

У целом граду нигде не можеш наћи рђавог и страсног ма у чему, па чак и стока постаде паметнија!

Тек сутрадан читамо у новинама скупштинску одлуку да се све страсти укидају.

— А, ха, то је даклем! — виче свако. — Чудимо се ми шта би с нама, а оно видиш, Скупштина укинула страсти!

Овај записник довољан је да објасни шта је бивало у народу кад се у Скупштини доносио закон о укидању страсти.

После већ бејаше знано свима и свакоме, и чуђење престаде, а наставници су у школама предавали својим ученицима о страстима овако:

Некад је било у душама људским и страсти, и то је био један од најзаплетенијих и најтежих делова из психологије; али решењем скугпнтинским страсти су укинуте, те тако сад нема те партије у психологији, као год ни у души људској. Страсти су укинуте датума тога и тога, године те и те.

— Хвала богу, кад их не морамо учити! — шапућу ђаци, задовољни том одлуком скупштинском, јер за идући час треба само да науче:

Тога и тога датума, године те и те, решењем скупштинским укинуте су све страсти, и тако их више нема код људи! …

Чим то изговори без погрешке, добије одличну оцену.

Ето, тако се нагло спасе тај народ од страсти. ноправи се, па од тога народа, по неким предањима, постадоше анђели! …


Извор: Домановић, Радоје, Приповетке, Српска књижевна задруга, Београд 1905.